Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Do vagina's smell?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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