I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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