You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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