I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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