If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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