are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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