she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
