question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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