just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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