Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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