Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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