So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
