i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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