the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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