i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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