My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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