if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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