actually, I'm a sock model
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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