Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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