Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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