Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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