she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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