We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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