Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
