I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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