That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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