I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm too high and old for this...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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