I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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