: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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