Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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