The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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