Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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