Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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