whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Are we still banned from the library?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So here I am, sexting at work.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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