do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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