Joe is yelling at the trees again.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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