Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
