We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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