Where is the hickey?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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