Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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