so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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