went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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