On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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