so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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