Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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