i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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