It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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