He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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