I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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