i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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